• Baby: p-p-p-p
  • Dad: papa?
  • Baby: Pete Wentz
  • Dad: oh god it's an emo

badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

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gypsystevie:

ppl who constantly radiate bad vibes are so exhausting like how are you always so that way

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