when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOU’RE SCARED OF BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP
ellen degeneres can host my funeral
i want to form a band called ‘the homeless’ and when my band get’s haters and they’ll say ‘omfg i hate the homeless’ everybody else will be like wtf what kind of sick person are you how dare you but without them knowing that ‘the homeless’ is actually my awesome band
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.