Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.

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alltimeplan:

I don’t think parents realize that without music a lot of their own children would not be alive.

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whoreisawhoreisawinchester:

iguanamouth:

i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else

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and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie

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and then there are actors who you’re not quite sure what they really look like

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defend-squidgy:

*hardcore whispers the screaming parts*

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  • me: wears pajamas
  • me: showers
  • me: changes into clean pajamas

peasantbutts:

if google isn’t your search engine i don’t trust you

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ayeleesh:

when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

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iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

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